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{Wednesday, June 16, 2004 . FUNNY FUNNY}

Some Funny Stuff

One day a blonde a, a bernette and a red head were goin to a desert and they could bring one thing. So the bernette came in with some peanut butter sandwiches and they thought that would probably be good for the trip. Then the red head came in with a big cooler of water and they thought that would be a good thing to bring water. Then the blonde came to the desert with a car door. And the other two asked her why they needed a car door and she said when it gets hot we can roll down the window.

One day a blonde was riding on a horse and she was going along and she got really scared because she was falling off the thing! So she started screamung as loud as she could. so the wal-mart manager came and unplugged the automatic horse.

One day Satan came into a church service and everybody started running everywhere screaming as loud as they could except for one person. He was sitting in the middle of the row and satan came over and said aren't you scared of me? The man said no. Then satan asked him why and the man said because i have been married to your sister for 25 years.

One day a man was driving down the road in his brand new car and he saw a little kid on the highway with his bicycle. so the man stopped and asked te little kid if he could help him get home and the kid said yes. So the man said ok ill tie you to the back of my car and if i start going to fast you honk your little horn he said ok. Then another car came by and got mud all over the man's brand new car. So the man with the little kid started chasing the other car and he got faster and faster and faster til he was going 100 miles per hour. Then they passed to policemen and one policemen said to the other should we stop them and the policemen said well we could but i don't know how we would punish them because you have a muddy car chasing another car with a little kid on a bicycle behind them honking his horn trying to pass both of them.


kelly sue blogged on 1:43 PM

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